Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Yes. I’ve been hearing news about this big boolean. Huge if true. Q: What diet did the ghost developer go on? A: Boolean Q: Why was the developer unhappy at their job? A: They wanted arrays. Q: Why did 10 get paid less than "10"? A: There was workplace inequality. Q: Why was the function sad after a successful first call? A: It