Like It or Not, Your Doctor Will Use AI | AI Unlocked

As if there weren't enough iPad jokes already, it turns out that there's a Japanese product—a high-tech adult diaper—called the Aipad. You can guess the pronunciation by the fact that I'm even writing about this.

Google on Tuesday is making a big move with its Docs service, opening it up to all types of file uploads. This includes photos, movies, music, and ZIP archives, all of which will be stored on Google's servers. Along with opening up Docs to additional file types, Google is also dramatically increasing the size of individual uploads. Where the company will still limit users to 500KB for Microsoft Wo

It was a badly kept secret, but NVIDIA has just confirmed they're working on a Tegra 2 chip, which will be out "in the marketplace in 2010," according to the general manager of NVIDIA.

The entire setup is apparently powered by a single i7 processor, and it's easy to see how you could shrink an application like this down for use on oh, say, a tablet of some sort. Is it an efficient way to sort through information? No, no it is not. But it sure is engaging, and that's gotta count for something.

I know it won't look like Batman once it's all unboxed and under normal lighting, but for a fleeting moment, I want to possess nothing more than this $60 miniature Dark Knight multitool. [Amazon]

Google Google Google Google Google Google. Oogle. Ogle. Gle. Le. E. Ow.

This is exactly what I need: A bed with integrated alarm clock, so I can check the time by passing my fingers over it. OK, not true: What I need is a hammock on a beach and no clocks whatsoever.

Even compared to its wacky Windows 7 parties, Microsoft's promo with Burger King Japan is pretty out there. The Windows 7 Whopper costs ¥777 ($8.50), and is 5-inches tall. I'll try to avoid any bloated jokes. D'oh, too late. [Electronista]